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reason enough -


TAGS: neverhillary
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - May 28, 2016, 1:44 pm
Sorry, nope. This just smells of BS anyway, c'mon. http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-stupid-quote/


REPUBLICANS -




U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.


TAGS: if you don t understand this you ve never meet a united states marine
Rating: 4.35/5

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americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
No
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?


NEVER MIND - Lib Politifakes When Faced With Facts




DEMOCRATS NEVER CHANGE -


TAGS: democrats never change
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - October 2, 2013, 12:00 pm
Nope Renzahead the Epic Fail. Canada is real. Now go impress everyone in your kindergarten class by finding it on a map. I'll give you a clue. It is north of the country that Barack Obama has taught you to hate.
Renza - October 1, 2013, 11:45 pm
I love how you put quotes around 'Canadian' as though it's something that was made up.
foxrecon19d - October 1, 2013, 12:28 pm
Oh, yeah, my bad. You're "Canadian". I love how all the admitted Obama-worshippers on this site are "Canadian..."
crankyhead - September 30, 2013, 10:51 pm
Fox, I thought you said you were an American soldier? I'm Canadian. Your tax dollars don't pay for a thing up here bud. Mine do.
foxrecon19d - September 30, 2013, 3:01 pm
The road that leads to your mommys basement where you live, you didnt build that. I built that. My tax money built that. Try again
crankyhead - September 30, 2013, 12:43 pm
No fox, I don't collect a wage from the tax payer. Try again.
foxrecon19d - September 30, 2013, 10:59 am
crankyhead, somebody ALWAYS pays. When the Democrats say "free" they mean pass the cost on to others. When they say, the richest Americans, they mean the middle class. And when they say dependent on government for survival, they mean YOU
crankyhead - September 29, 2013, 9:53 pm
Not having to pay out of pocket when you arrive at the E.R.
foxrecon19d - September 29, 2013, 3:29 pm
Hey crankyhead the Canadifake, here is another quest for you. Tell us what is "free" about free access to medical care, especially if you are being forced by the government to pay for it. Ready... GO!!
crankyhead - September 29, 2013, 1:39 pm
Not.
crankyhead - September 29, 2013, 1:39 pm
Right. Because when you think about it logically, and critically, free access to medical care really is the same thing as slavery.


30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight




Loony Liberals -




FAVORITE MOVIE -




INCOMPETENCY -




BARRY NEVER RESTS -




FORGET? NEVER. EVER. -




NANCY PELOCCHIO - Elephants never forget!




LOOK ALIKE - Nice ears




DNC APPROVED KOOL AID SUBSTITUTE - Coming soon to a News Channel near you, just in time for the November elections: Obama Fluff




UNSPUN II- DEMOCRATS NEVER CHANGE -




Why do politicians talk in schools? -


TAGS: i m just jealous because the marijuara party is never invited
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - July 15, 2013, 9:06 pm
Yup.... and he's a politician is he not. So he should probably keep all the seedy corruption that stems from politics away from children. The same way we keep them safe from the seediness that is caused by booze.
ughomer - July 14, 2013, 7:09 am
"W" read My Pet Goat to kids as the twin towers crashed down. Recall?


SOME FOLKS NEVER LEARN -




'We did not spy on world leaders.' -




addiction -


TAGS: latte she never mentions the word addiction
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - July 1, 2014, 7:46 am
Nothing constructive, always criticizing, this shows why liberals are so destructive
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 8:59 pm
...said Jimmie Walker. X-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbHuClKwa8
Zeitguy - June 30, 2014, 8:50 pm
And "Boom" goes the dynamite!
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 7:30 pm
It's simple, OTC: Just because you are a wingnut, doesn't mean all wingnuts are the same as you...or think alike. Seek common ground. Case in point: Sandra Fluke thinks you are a wingnut. You think Sandra Fluke is a wingnut. Relax...you are both right :-)
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 7:27 pm
The debate over minimum wage has nothing to do with Sandra Fluke's obsession over birth control. Another logic fail, this time a "red herring." Logic 101 F+
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
The needles a***ogy falls as well. Figurative a***ogy = fallacy. So does your slippery slope fallacy. Birth control is not in the same class as "needles" anymore so than a man owning a gun makes him a killer just b/c killers sometimes use'em. Logic 101 F+
fauxnews - June 30, 2014, 7:23 pm
That's a slippery slope fallacy, OTC. Just because Obama is a man doesn't mean all men are Obama. Just because an addiction is a desire doesn't make all desire an addiction. Logic 101. F+
OTC - June 30, 2014, 12:37 am
Why do people think the government should pay for everything in there lives, then cry they need $15 min wage? Those are the wingnuts
OTC - June 30, 2014, 12:32 am
They want the needles to inject the drugs, just as Fluke wants birth control to be injected with *@!% So we should subsidize needles, rolling papers, and everyones addictions, desires, or obsessions?
OTC - June 30, 2014, 12:26 am
Isn't an addiction a desire? And the poster doesn't say "obsession", that's like saying a drug addict is obsessed with needles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2014, 11:25 pm

The poster doesn't say "desire" It says "addiction". Calling this wingnut chick's obsession with free birth control an "addiction" makes you look like the wingnut.
JGalt - June 29, 2014, 10:53 pm
Can you point out specifically in my post where I said I too had a *** addiction in addition to a latte habit? Waiting....
JGalt - June 29, 2014, 10:48 pm
gotta love how liberal trolls pretend to be ignorant when it could not be any simpler a point to make...
JGalt - June 29, 2014, 10:47 pm
I guess you don't understand that her desire for free contraceptives is really no different than my desire for free iced latte's.
OTC - June 29, 2014, 9:50 pm
Try looking at comment 68265
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2014, 9:34 pm

Still waiting for that explanation.
OTC - June 29, 2014, 5:50 pm
Gotta love how trolls throw so much into something that's not there
fauxnews - June 29, 2014, 5:12 pm
Sooooo.....you're saying you like to have *** with your coffee, OTC. Not sure that qualifies as an addiction. Weird habit? Maybe. Addicting to attacking feminists? Certainly. Thanks for sharing, in any case. X-D
Zeitguy - June 29, 2014, 5:10 pm
I'd love me some government subsidized frappucinos.
steve1961 - June 29, 2014, 1:41 pm
Me too. Even Google is no help.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2014, 12:00 pm

Someone please explain it to me then.
OTC - June 29, 2014, 8:59 am
Me thinks you don't understand this moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2014, 1:05 am

She's wrong....but this poster makes her look brilliant in comparison. why would you post this?!?


Then and Now -


TAGS: never
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 13, 2013, 11:37 pm
^immutable truth^
JGalt - June 13, 2013, 11:35 pm
strangely its the people of that generation in government we should not be trusting now!


The marines -




Draconian ruler -




NEVER AGAIN -




Liberal trade -




OBAMACARE - Rammed down our throats, against our will with procedures that were illegal and immoral. 2012, it's a comin'.




FISCAL CLIFF - Republicans Never Learn!


TAGS: republicans never learn
Rating: 4.67/5

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PapaFox - December 23, 2012, 8:19 pm
Agreed. The House Republicans need to choose a different speaker.
PapaFox - December 23, 2012, 8:18 pm
Try again. Obama kept getting closer to Boehner's position, then Boehner went off the the deep end and dreamed up a totally different set of demands that even his own party wouldn't agree to.
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 8:13 pm
In the business world, I fire employees who put their own personal agenda ahead of the company's success
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 8:12 pm
Obama keeps changing the goalposts, so how can anyone agree with that strategy? Too bad liberals can't see that their leader is unwilling to compromise at all costs, its all a big game to him, and we pay the consequences.
PapaFox - December 23, 2012, 10:54 am
LOL! The Republicans can't even agree with themselves on Boehner's Plan B fiasco. It's not Obama's fault the Republican House can't manage a good fart, let alone their own party.
JGalt - December 23, 2012, 10:22 am
This is exactly what Obama is doing- playing games with our country- holding it hostage and blaming Republicans, he keeps changing the goalposts every time Boehner agrees.


THE NEVER-ENDING STORY - At least until election day!




The Democrat way -




We've come a long ways to cleaner air -


TAGS: stupid liberals never happy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Zeitguy - June 19, 2014, 10:45 pm
Fair enough
OTC - June 19, 2014, 10:10 pm
I agree with the first part, but nothing is perfect
Zeitguy - June 19, 2014, 9:53 pm
Those crazy liberals should just shut up right now because all is perfect.
OTC - June 19, 2014, 1:00 am
Those crazy liberals who act like there has been no achievement in cleaner air
Zeitguy - June 18, 2014, 10:14 am
Those crazy liberals with their nutty ideas about renewable energy sources.


OBAMA ON IRENE: 'THIS IS NOT OVER' - "Recovery efforts will last for weeks or longer.Hmmmm.....Thus affecting the recovery of the Economy?"




LEFT WING LIBERAL WORD PLAY -




COLLECTIVE BARGAINING - Even Labor leader George Meany and FDR opposed collective bargaining!




god forgets not -




NEVER NEVER LAND - The Place Where Little Boys Never Have To Grow Up.




GUESS WHO'S STRUGGLING - Guess who's struggling to make ends meet: These Union members or the private sector workers who have already cut their household budgets to keep a roof over their head




KOOL AID - Never liked Never will




MODERN POLITICS - Crippled, impotent, angry old men desperately preaching exclusive, self serving agendas to an emotional, non intellectual voting majority. Go USA




CHRISTMAS 2009 - One America will never forget




THE BLAME GAME - Obama spins to win




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TAGS: i d never seen a powerflop
Rating: 3.58/5

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JGalt - September 5, 2012, 11:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cncbOEoQbOg&feature=youtu.be there's democracy for ya- liberals don't want God put back in the Lib platform, and Tony V decides to override, like a true Democrat- to heck with the voters, they'll do what they want...


THERE'S A PATTERN HERE -




DEMOCRATS - They never change




A BLACK PRESIDENT! HA! - How could there ever be a black President? My daddy was president, so my son will be president! Right! Right?




JOBLESS CLAIMS PEAK - With more economic bad news, jobless claims at an all time high this year, Nero must be ready for another vacation. No, wait, he already is on vacation!




This is -




when you've never met -


TAGS: never met
Rating: 5/5

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truthteller - August 27, 2016, 10:41 am
Anecdotal observation doesn't TRUMP evidence, especially through your biased eyes. That would be like Fry saying: "When scientists say the Earth is round. But you've never fallen off the Earth when walking on it in real life." #Epicfactsfail
truthteller - August 27, 2016, 10:38 am
When you only hang out with stupid people, what do you expect? The pollster behind the Quinnipiac University Poll was right on the $$$ for Trump during the primaries, showing that Trump was winning. He now has Trump losing by double digits.


Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste -


TAGS: obama gun control charleston south carolina church shooting never let a serious crisis go to waste
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

calron - November 1, 2015, 9:44 pm
So basically you offered no real count for what I said and pretended to know my motivation and attacked me off that falsehood rather that actually engage in an hoest debate.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:54 am
/you got your rise out of me,stalker.And that's all you're gonna get.I notice others call you calvon.Fitting.Nice username fail there you got going.Karma.You can argue with yourself for now on,CalVon.that's sums up all you really do anyways,troll.Bye now/
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:45 am
/of course you did, you are an irritating fail troll. that what trolls do, they like to push b.uttons. good job. glad you admitted it,Murican. There would be something wrong with me if I didn't react to your disrespectful trolling of a national tragedy./
calron - June 22, 2015, 1:35 am
Wow, looks like I pushed a b***on. :P Mental illness is the mots common factor in these types of shootings, yet politicians do no talk about the red flags that these shooters wave all over that are ignored.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:25 am
-old and dirty./my your egotistically spouting off tonite. existence might be here long after we're gone. but thank {the Pope's} god you won't be./
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:20 am
/if they did, you and your split personalities on this site would be endangered - so I'd be for that./might be time for you to do some laundry - your socks are getting old, failtroll/
calron - June 21, 2015, 11:56 pm
They're gonna regulate mental illness?
RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 2:37 pm
I will relinquish my weapons, bullets first. To the thug who tries to take away my liberty.
fauxnews - June 20, 2015, 2:27 pm
Not sure what area u live in,but in the part of'Murica where I reside there are local gun shows all the time where u can pick up firearms with little or no regulation.You're living in denial to not acknowledge that scary reality in light of current events
Cyberhagen - June 20, 2015, 12:47 pm
I don't have a gun either but at least I can get one if I need one. And the myth that they are handed like candy is a lie. I needed to register with the local police dept and have two witnesses for my character, and it took several months to get.
Zeitguy - June 19, 2015, 8:53 pm
Ask Australians how that gun confiscation is working for them. Only the criminals have guns now.
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:41 pm
/I've always managed to protect my own house just fine without a firearm. Maybe it's because I live somewhere that doesn't glorify violence and give out a**ault weapons like Halloween candy. how is that working out for you America?/
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:39 pm
/so pushing for regulation on the very thing that caused the problem is shameless? the NRA hold rallies only miles away from school shootings is shameless./The idolization of guns f***ed your country


~ R.I.P. MARINES ~ -




never underestimate... -




Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste -




never again -




said no founding father, ever -




#HILLARYPASS -




Whiny Liberal Lunatic -




#HILLARYPASS -


TAGS: neverhillary
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JohnGalt

fauxnews - July 18, 2016, 11:23 pm
I give ya hint. The one Mark Furman lied under oath in the O.J. Simpson trial.
xyzzy001002 - July 18, 2016, 10:58 pm
Oh and what word would that have been?
fauxnews - July 18, 2016, 12:52 am
You're right! He would've used a 'different' word
xyzzy001002 - July 17, 2016, 11:22 pm
and the cop that says it is black
fauxnews - July 10, 2016, 12:01 pm
THE COP responds,"Well...I don't know about the #Hillarypass. But you're WHITE, so I can let you get off with a warning. Otherwise, if you were BLACK, I would've had to shoot ya. Slow down next time."


under attack -




Donald Trump: Unfit For Office -




Stupid Trump Quote #101 -




Why Does The Left Fear & Hate Ted Cruz So Much? -




Donald Trump’s Rank Hypocrisy On Trade -




Big Government RINOs -




NEVER TRUMP!!! -




Trump Bribes Politicians & Brags About It -




The 'Logic' Of Trumpism -




Idiot-In-Chief -


TAGS: obama idiot in chief history flunky mass shooting gun control charleston south carolina democrat gun grabbers never let a serious crisis go to waste
Rating: 4.97/5

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calron - June 21, 2015, 11:55 pm
Obama is yet another Liberal Reality Denier.
Oldsod - June 18, 2015, 9:09 pm
You forgot China, where 20+ kids (mainly grade-schoolers) have been killed with knives and cleavers over a span of months. Nothing went bang bang except, perhaps, Maxwell's Silver Hammer.


Who Are The Palestinians? -


TAGS: palestine never existed hamas plo palestine israel jerusalem gaza idf
Rating: 4.69/5

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Curlyrocks - November 9, 2014, 11:55 pm
Say nothing and move on. The history lessons only get worse when they think some one is listening.
Zeitguy - November 8, 2014, 11:25 pm
Nice blog Vic.


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